America's finest news source, The Onion, featured "groundbreaking" research that was not conducted in the DiCarlo lab. According to the story published in March 2014, human beings display their highest range of cognitive capabilities when attempting to retrieve an object accidentally dropped into the narrow space between car seats. "If we could somehow harness the cognitive power on display in such circumstances," Jim (did not really say), "there's no telling what the human race could accomplish." Read More...